Sebastian Bach

bach_off @ 2005-03-27T13:20:00

2005-03-27T21:20:01Z

yeah I'm still fucking here
HAppY FUCKING EasTer

bach_off @ 2005-02-23T10:54:00

2005-02-23T18:59:14Z

ALRIGHT SO I'M FUCKING BACK!!

I've started keeping on journal on my fucking official site, so I thought, wtf might as well come back and give you muthafuckers a thrill.

Been on tour and shit, working on a studio cd or two. HA!
And did a couple songs for a Rush tribute album.
You can check out a clip of TOM SAWYER here.

I'll come up with some long shit about my life and all that next post.

PEACE OUT!

bach_off @ 2004-06-08T14:58:00

2004-06-08T21:59:47Z

Happy Motherfucking Birthday grimaldi

bach_off @ 2004-04-20T21:24:00

2004-04-21T04:25:30Z

FOREVER WILD DVD in US stores JUNE 1 2004 !
FIRST EVER SEBASTIAN BACH DVD!

bach_off @ 2003-09-13T14:05:00

2003-09-13T21:05:38Z

WHAT THE FUCK?

susanna_j

2003-08-13T19:24:31Z

SUSA IF YOU DON'T FUCKING CALL ME I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING STROKE.

I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU I TOLD YOU SO OR ANYTHING. I GET WHY YOU'RE FUCKING PISSED AND HURT, BUT YOU AREN'T STUPID, BABY, YOU'RE JUST HONEST AND FUCKING LOYAL AND TOO FUCKIN GOOD FOR ALL THIS SHIT.

SO SUSANNA OR ANYONE WHO KNOWS, CALL ME AND TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE

I FUCKING LOVE YOU STILL

2003-08-07T05:05:50Z

HEY MUTHAFUCKERS!!

MISS ME?

FUCK I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF TRYIN TO CHOOSE SOME TOURING MUSICIANS TO HIT THE ROAD WITH ME SOON, AND DAMN IF EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING MOTHER DIDN'T SEND IN A DEMO TO ME TO HEAR. I'VE STILL GOT ABOUT A 1000 I HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING OPENED. WE HAD TO TELL EVERYONE TO STOP FUCKING SENDING 'EM OR WE WERE NEVER GONNA GET THROUGH 'EM.

I'M WORKING ON MY DVD FOREVER WILD AND THE NEW ALBUM IS FUCKING ROCKING GREAT. DESMOND CHILD AND I HAVE BEEN WRITING SOME KILLER TUNES. HI THINK YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING LIKE 'EM.

NOT MUCH ELSE TO TALK THE FUCK ABOUT. OH SHIT I'M GONNE BE ON VH-1 I LOVE THE 70'S COMING UP ON THE 18TH SO GO FUCKING WATCH.

THAT'S IT.

PEACE OUT MUTHAFUCKERS.

"...something each person's s'posed to take in their own special way, Fucking Bitch"

2003-07-06T20:23:58Z

MIKE MONROE CAN DRINK 10 TIMES THE LIQUOR OF 3 PEOPLE AND STILL KEEP FUCKING TALKING. SUSANNA AND I HUNG OUT WITH HIM FOR A FEW LATE LAST NIGHT OR EARLY THIS MORNING, TALKIN AND MOSTLY FUCKING WATCHING HIM DRINK.
IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING TRIP.
THE SHOW ROCKED, EVERYONE'S SHOW, NOT JUST MIKE'S AND AFTER THAT I CHECKED OUT A HOTEL ROOM PARTY GONE FUCKING WRONG FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT.
LINKING IS FUN BUT NAMES WITH THE LINKS ARE BETTER SO HERE'S THE SHIT:
SUSANNA WAS FUCKING COOL, BEAUTIFUL AND THE ONLY GIRL THERE, SO SHE HELD HER OWN WITH A BUNCH OF DRUNK STUPID MEN, ME INCLUDED, MOST OF THE NIGHT. WE HUNG OUT WITH MIKE AND PARTED AT THE DOOR TO HER AND VALO'S ROOM. AFTER THAT, YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK IT OUT WITH HER.
VALO WAS MORE FUCKING DECENT THEN I FUCKING EXPECTED AND ROCKED THE HOUSE AT THE FESTIVAL. WE SHOULD TALK TATS SOMETIME MAN.
ANDREA SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE AND MADE ME FEEL FUCKING OLD. KID, STICK WITH THE GIRLS OR THE BOYS WHO SHOWER FROM NOW ON. LMAO. I'M NOT TELLIN YOUR AUNT BECAUSE HELL, THERE AIN'T SHIT SHE COULD DO TO YOU, WORSE THAN...HAHAHA YEAH.
THE REST OF HIM I DIDN'T GET TO TALK TO YOU GUYS MUCH, BUT THE SHOW FUCKING ROCKED AND IT WAS COOL TO MEET YOU.

ALRIGHT, THAT'S THE FUCKING DOWN LOW ON THE NIGHT.

PEACE OUT PEOPLE

OH YEAH...AND TO HANNAH WOOD, IF YOU HAD A QUESTION ABOUT MY FUCKING BALLS YOU SHOULDA ASKED ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS SITTING RIGHT FUCKING THERE. CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT? THEN DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT ME.

A TRIP INTO HELL

2003-07-04T08:16:04Z

SO MIKE MONROE CALLED ME UP THE OTHER DAY AND TOLD ME HE CAN'T FUCKING DO ONE MORE FUCKING SHOW WITHOUT ME COMING AND KICKING HIS ASS SO I'M ON A PLANE TO GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING FINLAND TO HIT RUISROCK.
I TOLD HIM NO. SHIT I TOLD HIM NO A MILLION FUCKING TIMES, BUT I WANT A REASON TO SEE HER AND SMELL HER HAIR, EVEN IF IT'S JUST AS SHE WALKS BY ME. NOT THAT ANYONE COULD FUCKING WALK PAST ME WITHOUT STOPPING. HA
THAT WILL ANNOY VALO, BUT ANNOYING HIM IS ONLY FUCKING FUN IF HE ISN'T DRUNK ON HIS ASS. WHEN HE'S FUCKING DRUNK SUSANNA ENDS UP CRYING BECAUSE HE'S HANGING OUT WITH ONE OF HIS LAME ASS GROUPIES. FUCK
OH FUCKING WELL, HAPPENS WITH ME THERE AND WE'RE IN THE WIND.
FUCK GOTTA GO

HASTA LA VISTA BABY

BACH UPDATE

2003-06-25T23:05:29Z

STILL WORKING ON THE NEW CD, TOOK SOME TIME OFF TO HANG OUT IN VEGAS WITH MEAT LOAF AND STEVE ADLER, ENDED UP NOT RECORDING SHIT WITH SLASH. THAT DUDE'S A GOOD FRIEND BUT ABOUT AS FUCKING RELIABLE AS AXL IS SOMETIMES. THEY OUGHTA GET TEH FUCK BACK TOGETHER AND MAKE A REAL BAND AND STOP SCREWING AROUND.
AIN'T GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN BUT OH WELL.
SO, YEAH ABOUT MONTH AGO, HELL LESS THAN THAT BUT I'M FUCKING HIGH SO I NEVER KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS..ANY FUCKIN WAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KICK ASS MUSICIANS TO TOUR WITH ME. YOU CAN BE NEW OR OLD AS LONG AS YOU CAN ROCK. I PUT IT ON MY WEB SITE AND GOT A SHIT LOAD OF MAIL FROM ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD. SOME OF THE DEMOS REALLY ROCK TOO!
IF YOU'RE A KICK ASS DRUMMER NAMED DAN, MAN YOU DIDN'T SEND ME AN EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER OR ANY SHIT TO GET AHOLD OF YOU AND I FUCKING WANT TO SO YOU GET AHOLD OF ME, DUDE.

THAT'S ALL THAT'S FUCKING HAPPENING WITH ME.

THAT AND WHO DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT WHO ACTED LIKE AN ASS AND GOT KICKED OUT OF MBP? YEAH THAT'S FUCKING ME. IF YOU ACTED LIKE AN ASS YOU DESERVE IT. LIFE AIN'T FAIR.
AND WHO THINKS A ONE LINER IS SOMETIMES THE FUNNIEST SHIT THERE IS AND THERE OUGHTA BE A BETTER FUCKING WAY TO REGULATE THIS SHIT THAN THAT. FUCK! I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THE WHOLE FUCKING FRIENDS PAGE BEING FULL OF CRAP.
HOW ABOUT WRITE ONE LINE OR 100, BUT MAKE THE RULE DON'T FUCKING HUMILIATE SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING PROCESS OR BETTER FUCKING YET, JUST GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND MOVE ON.
CHRIST!!
AND I THOUGHT I COULD BE ANNOYING.

MONA I STILL LIKE YOUR TITS

NOTHIN BUT TEARDROPS

2003-06-14T06:19:01Z

HOW COME THE COOLEST FUCKING PEOPLE ALWAYS GET THE MOST FUCKED UP? THEY SAY ARTISTS TEMPERMENTS ARE FRAGILE AND SHIT, BUT susanna_j HAS ALWAYS BEEN STRONG. STRONGER THAN ALOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE.
BUT NOT NOW. NOW SHE'S JUST SAD. NOT FUCKING DESPONDENT OR COMATOSE OR ANY OVERLY DRAMATIC SHIT, BUT JUST FUCKING SAD.
COULD YOU JUST NOT FUCKING STAND IT THAT SHE WAS STRONGER AND BRAVER THAN YOU. YOU HAD TO LULL HER BACK IN JUST TO FUCKING TEAR HER DOWN OR WHAT. I HATE FUCKING SEEING HER LIKE THIS. DO YOU EVEN CARE HOW SHE IS?
FUCK IT.
I'M GOING BACK TO BED, SHE ONLY SEEMS OKAY AT ALL WHEN I HOLD HER AND EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING.

bach_off @ 2003-06-05T03:57:00

2003-06-05T03:02:23Z

I KEEP FUCKING SAYING THAT EVERYTHING WOULD RUN A HELL OF A LOT SMOOTHER AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST FUCKING CHECK WITH ME BEFORE THEY DO SHIT.
I COULD TELL THEM WHEN THEY'RE DOIN SOME STUPID SHIT AND THEN STEER THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
SUSANNA IS IN GERMANY OR SOME OTHER GOD FORSAKEN EUROPEAN COUNTRY, WITH DEAD BOY. I'M PISSED AND ANNOYED AND MOSTLY AT MYSELF. I SHOULDA FUCKING FLOWN OVER THERE BEFORE SHE LEFT AND REMINDED HER WHY SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GO. TOO FUCKING LATE NOW.
NOT THAT SHE WON'T BE BACK. I MEAN, HELL WHO WOULD TURN THEIR BACK ON ALL THIS? NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND. SO IT'LL FUCKING WORK OUT, BUT DAMN I HATE FUCKING WAITING.
NOT THAT I WON'T
I JUST FUCKING HATE IT
YEAH SO FUCKING WHAT, I LOVE HER, I'LL WAIT IF I FUCKING WANT TO. NOT LIKE I DON'T ALREADY KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA END.

YOU HEAR THAT? THAT' S KARMA. NO WAIT IT'S JUST A CAR BACKFIRING. FUCK IT, THIS IS STILL IRONIC

2003-05-19T06:33:49Z

FUCK FUCK FUCK
YEAH SO HE GOT THE GNR GIG AND THEN HE GOT ARRESTED AGAIN. IRONY I SAY AGAIN.
FUCK IT

SO, I'M HITTING NEW YORK SOON TO TALK TO ELTON FUCKING JOHN OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE ABOUT PLAYING LESTAT ON BROADWAY. FUCK LIFE CHANGES.

DOOM APPROACHES.
NO REALLY.
I'D LAUGH MANIACALLY, BUT I GOTTA PISS.

I AM THE ERECTION AND THE NIGHT

2003-05-06T03:49:26Z

AND I'M NOT A FUCKING PATIENT MOTHERFUCKER, ALTHOUGH I'VE BEEN TOLD I SHOULD BE A FUCKING PATIENT. FUCK.
I WAIT.
THEN I'M FUCKING PISSED AND TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING SO I'M ON THE PHONE CALLING ABOUT FLIGHTS TO FINBEERIA OR DARKMANLAND OR WHERE THE FUCK EVER I GOTTA GO, SINCE SOMEONE IS TOO FUCKING CONFUSED TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER I'M GONNA FUCKING PUT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
OR I'M FLYING TO FUCKING HOLLYWOOD AND HIRING 100 HOOKERS TO CONFUSE ME. NAH, I'M HEADED TO GOTHY LAND, I GUESS. BUT I'M FUCKING CALLING HER FIRST.

STILL WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT THE VOCALIST GIG AND FUCK AGAIN I HATE FUCKING WAITING.
I SHOULD WRITE A FUCKING PORNO OR SOMETHING AND MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH ON THE SIDE. THEY SAY THAT ONE XXXBABE THAT NAMED HERSELF AFTER A STEVIE NICKS SONG WILL DO ANY FUCKING THING AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING. YEAH MOTHERFUCKER EVEN THAT, YOU SICK FUCK.
GONNA HIRE HER AND THOSE 100 HOOKERS AND MAKE MYSELF SOME FUCKING MONEY.
FUCK
THAT'S IT.
MARIA'S PISSED AT ME FOR FUCKING SWEARING TOO FUCKING MUCH. SHE TOLD ME TO FUCKING STOP IT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PEACE

FUCK YOU IF YOU DON"T LIKE SURVEY SHIT POSTED IT"S MY JOURNAL

2003-05-01T06:19:23Z

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

ATTENTION AND SHIT LIKE THAT

2003-04-29T06:17:48Z

MY WIFE'S TITS AND THE REST OF HER JUST GOT A JOURNAL SO GO ADD HER AND BE NICE MOTHERFUCKERS! maria_bach

"The Project"

2003-04-27T07:01:50Z

THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING THAT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT, BUT HERE IT IS. SOME CLOSE BUDS OF MINE, ONE BEING SLASH AND OTHERS ARE PUTTING TOGETHER WHAT'S BEING CALLED THE NEXT GNR. FUCK I DON'T THINK ANYONE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER REPLACE AXL. HE'S FUCKING AMAZING. BUT YEAH I'VE DONE SOME SONGS AND JAMMED WITH THEM. DOES THAT MEAN I'M THE NEW LEAD SINGER FOR THE ASS-KICKINGEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND? FUCK NO.
DO I WANT IT? YEAH I FUCKIN WANT IT, BUT SO DO ALOT OF GUYS, ONE BEING SCOTT WEILAND AND HE MIGHT GET IT OR FUCK, I MIGHT GET IT.
HELL g_gershon MIGHT GET IT. SHE FRONTED FOR THEM AT SUNDANCE AND FROM WHAT I HEAR SHE KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS.
SO I'M FUCKING WORKING ON THE VOICE, TALKED TO SOMEONE FROM BACH IN THE DAY EARLIER AND DAMN IF I CAN'T CONVINCE HER TO COME TO AMERICA AND VISIT ME I'M GONNA THINK I'M LOSIN MY FUCKIN TOUCH. SHE AIN'T NO SELL-OUT BULLSHIT RICH ASS BITCH AND NOT A GROUPIE DOING NOTHIN BUT FOLLOWIN BANDS TOO MANY YEARS LATER EITHER, SO I'M GONNA LEAVE OUT HER NAME FOR NOW, BUT THAT'S ABOUT FUCKING IT. SHE'S HOT AND HELL WE'VE BOTH BEEN JESUS, SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

MY BIRTHDAY WAS 21 DAYS AGO

2003-04-24T21:26:33Z

WELL IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED.
I'M BACK.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN BAS? YEAH LET ME TELL YA, I WAS OUT ON THE ROAD BEING JESUS, A PART PERFECT FOR ME IN SO MANY WAYS AND NOW I'M NOT. A BUNCH OF SHIT HAPPENED. PERSONAL AND CREATIVE DIFFERENCES IS WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT. THAT FUCKING MEANS THEY WANTED JESUS NOT BACH FROM THE BEGINNING AND THE FACT THAT THE SHOW WAS SELLING OUT BECAUSE OF BACH WASN'T ALWAYS SITTIN TOO WELL WITH THE MONEY MEN. THAT AND SOME MINOR LITTLE THING ABOUT ME DOING INSTORES AND PROMOTING MY ALBUM INSTEAD OF THEM. FUCK! I GOTTA GET THAT SHIT IN WHENEVER I CAN.
ANYWAY, ANYONE DISAPPOINTED, EMAIL THEM, CALL THEM, I SAID I'D STAY AND FINISH IT OUT BUT YA KNOW HOW PEOPLE GET WHEN THEY'RE PISSED. IRRATIONAL MUTHATRUCKERS.
THAT'S ABOUT FUCKING IT FOR NOW
THE DVD FOREVER WILD ALL ABOUT ME ME ME!! WILL BE HITTING STORES SOON.
WORKING ON THE NEXT SOLO ALBUM AND GOT SOMETHING IN THE WORKS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN GOTTA WAIT AND SEE ON THAT ONE. *WHISTLES* JUST USE A LITTLE PATIENCE, CUZ YOU AND I GOT WHAT IT TAKES...
YEP THAT'S IT FOLKS AND THAT WAS YOUR HINT TO WHAT'S IN THE WORKS TOO.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD NO!!! SAY IT ISN'T SO

2003-03-21T21:49:45Z

THROWN OUT OF MUST BE POP FOR NOT POSTING ENOUGH IN MY OWN GODDAMN JOURNAL. I CAN'T FUCKING GO ON. SOMEONE BRING ME SOME KLEENEX OR AT LEAST A ROLL OF FUCKING TOILET PAPER.

WHATEVER. I'M JESUS NOW SO WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I RULE.
AND I'M NOT, BY THE WAY, INSANE.

HOW DO WE KNOW?

1. IF I WAS INSANE I COULDN'T FUNCTION IN SOCIETY.
2. I'D PROBABLY DROOL ALL THE TIME OR TALK SO FAST THAT NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I TRIED TO ORDER A BEER.

STILL NOT CONVINCED?

ALRIGHT IF I WAS INSANE NO ONE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME.

HA! POINT MADE.

NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT TOILET PAPER?!

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON HEAVEN'S DOOR BANG BANG BANG

2002-11-26T07:05:19Z

WHAT THE FUCK?
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING IDIOT GET TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY FUCKING KNOW ANYONE WHO REALLY FUCKING VOTED FOR HIM?
I KNOW I DON'T WANT A MUTHERFUCKING WAR FOR CHIRSTMAS AND I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING THINKS WE'RE GONNA DO IT NO MATTER WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS OVER IN IRAQ. THAT MOTHERFUCKER DECIDED TO GO TO WAR AND THAT'S FUCKING IT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING MATTER WHAT THE FUCK GETS INVESTIGATED OR CLAIMED OR ANY MOTHERFUCKING THING AND THAT'S BULLSHIT.
I FUCKING SIT HERE AND JSUT SHAKE MY HEAD AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IN THIS FUCKING WORLD IF MY GOOD FRIEND JULIEN'S DAD HAD LIVED. HE WAS FUCKING SHOT BY A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER OUTSIDE HIS HOTEL LONG ENOUGH AGO THAT MOST OF YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.
BUT YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THIS MUTHATRUCKERS IF JOHN LENNON HAD SURVIVED THIS WORLD WOULDN'T FUCKING BE THE WAY IT IS. WE'D ALL BE BETTER.
AND WE MIGHT ALL BE NAKED AND FUCKING HIGH AS FUCKING KITES ON REEFER BUT BY GOD WE'D BE ALIVE AND THERE WOULDN'T BE A HAIRY BUSH IN OFFICE ABOUT TO START A WAR WE DON'T HAVE TO BE IN.
FUCK
THAT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO THANKSGIVING, FOR MOST OF YOU (THE CANADIANS GOT THAT OVER WITH A MONTH AGO) AND CHRISTMAS AND MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEARS EVE. STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.
THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE MADE AXL FUCKING PRESIDENT, THAT VOLATILE MOTHERFUCKER WOULD HAVE US IN A BIG ASS WAR BUT AT LEAST WE'D HAVE SEEN IT FUCKING COMING, THIS IS BULLSHIT AND I'M PISSED THE FUCK OFF. I'VE GOT KIDS THAT GOTTA GROW UP IN THIS SHIT.
FUCK.

bach_off @ 2002-11-24T23:36:00

2002-11-25T07:38:04Z

FUCK

SHACKLED TO THE SYSTEM AND DRAGGING MY FEET

2002-11-24T06:17:46Z

I FUCKING NEVER JUST READ MY FRIENDS PAGE I GO AROUND READING EVERYONE ELSES TOO, FUCKING SEEING WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS BEING WRITTEN AND SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE FUCKING STUPID.
SHIT.
ONE FUCKING MINUTE YOU FUCKING HATE EVERYONE THEN YOU FUCKING LOVE EVERYONE THEN YOU FUCKING CANT FIGURE OUT WHO THE FUCK YOU LOVE. WHO FUCKING CARES? FUCK.
I CONSIDERED BEING A TRENDY MUTHAFUCKER AND MAKIN A LIST OF EVERYONE THAT FUCKING KICKS ASS IN MY OPINION, BUT I'M FUCKING JESUS NOW AND I CAN'T ABUSE MY POWER LIKE THAT.
HA HA HA HA
SO FUCK I COULD MAKE A FUCKING LIST OF EVERYONE I THINK FUCKING SUCKS BUT WHAT THE FUCK FOR?
SHIT
I'M GONNA FUCKING UPDATE EVERY FUCKING DAY NOW.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE?
YA KNOW THE ONE THING REAL THAT FUCKING SUCKS IS THAT MUTHERFUCKING AXL ROSE, ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED MUTHAS AROUND CANT GET IT TOGETHER AND GET TO HIS SHOWS AND GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SLASH AND FUCKING APOLOGIZE AND SLASH CAN'T FUCKING ACCEPT AND FUCKING GET THE FUCKING BAND BACK TOGETHER.
THE REAL GUNS AND ROSES IS A KICK ASS MOTHERFUCKING ROCK BAND BOYS AND GIRLS NOT A LAME ASS RAP SONG.
FUCK

HERE I AM CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'LL BE SUPERMAN

2002-11-23T06:48:15Z

FUCK I LOVE TO TALK AND HATE TO TYPE IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID TO HAVE TO FUCKING SLOW MY INCREDIBLE BRAIN DOWN LONG ENOUGH TYPE WHICH I FUCKIN HATE DOING BUT HERE I AM AGAIN
UPDATING
YEAH
FUCK
CRAVEN LEFT AND THAT FUCKING SUCKS BUT MONA'S HOT AND I HEAR SHE'S EASY SO I'LL TRY TO SURVIVE
I'M BORED AS FUCK, HANGING OUT NOT DOING SHIT WAITING FOR THE NEXT FEW SHOWS TO START IN VEGAS. THAT'S RIGHT THE RUMORS ARE TRUE MUTHAFUCKERS. YOURS TRULY

THEY COULDN'T FIND ANYONE MORE FUCKING PERFECT THAN ME TO DO IT AND SHIT, SO THEY FINALLY DECIDED TO GIVE THE DEVIL HIS FUCKING DUE AND MAKE ME JESUS.
IF I ALREADY FUCKING POSTED ABOUT THIS FUCK OFF I'M DOIN IT AGAIN CUZ I CAN AND I'M FUCKING HIGH AND DON'T REMEMBER DOING IT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME.
THE TOUR DATES ARE ON MY OFFICIAL WEB SITE, YOU SHOULD ALREADY FUCKING KNOW HOW TO GET THERE.
I'M BORED AS FUCK FEELIN LIKE TALKIN BUT SHIT, THERE'S NO POINT IN TRYIN TO HIT A CHAT. BEEN THERE DONE THAT A FEW FUCKING TIMES AND NO ONE EVER FUCKING GETS ENOUGH BALLS TO TALK TO ME.
WHAT THE FUCK MUTHA FUCKERS?
SCARED OR FUCKING WHAT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE, HELL PROBABLY SOME OF THOSE ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. I GET HEY ARE YOU GAY OR SILENCE. YA KNOW I AM THE MOST INTERESTING MOTHERFUCKER IN THERE BUT SHIT, EVEN I GET TIRED OF TALKING TO MY FUCKING SELF.
FUCK
THIS WAS GONNA BE ABOUT MY DAD. AND GET ALL EMOTIONAL AND SHIT AND SHOW ANOTHER FUCKING SIDE TO ME AND ALL THAT SHIT BUT HELL HE'S GONE IT'S FUCKING STRANGE ALL THE TIMES I WISHED HIM DEAD AND NOW HE IS AND I FUCKING WISH HE WASN'T.
FUCK
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE EUROPEAN MUTHATRUCKERS?
DONT GET ME WRONG, EMINEM IS FUCKING COOL AS HELL. ROLLING UP ON YA LIKE CHRISTOPHER REEVE DAMN DUDE! HA HA HA
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS ARE THE BEST THEY CAN DO FOR ROCK ACT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT? AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD GIVE ME A FUCKING DISEASE AND I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE JUST ABOUT. WHINNEY HOUSTON IS A CRACK HEAD AND CAN'T NO ONE FUCKING TELL ME SHE AIN'T.
AT LEAST THAT LAME ASS MUTHA FUCKER GARTH GATES OR WHATEVER THAT BRITISH STAR SEARCH WINNERS NAME WAS AINT' BEEN ON HERE TO SLAUGHTER UNCHAINED MELODY, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN COVER SHIT THEY AIN'T GOT ANY BUSINESS EVEN THINKING ABOUT. FUCK.
THERE IS SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING LEAVE THE FUCK ALONE.
FOO FIGHTERS GOT A KICK ASS SONG RIGHT NOW, I DIG IT.
THAT'S FUCKING IT FOR NOW
I SHOULD FUCKING UPDATE MORE
FUCK I GOTTA CHANGE THIS FUCKING CHANNEL THERE'S SOME RAP CRAP ON NOW AND I'D RATHER SEE BON JOVI OUT THERE AGAIN THAN LISTEN TO THIS SHIT. DAMN, AT LEAST THEY GOT FUCKING TALENT, THIS SHIT IS PAINFUL.
FUCK.
I SHOULD FUCKING BE THERE KICKING ASS.
OH THAT'S RIGHT I'M JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR NOW, I'M TOO FUCKING BUSY TO DO AWARDS SHOWS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BACH OUT

I'LL NEVER TURN MY BACK ON ROCK'N'ROLL

2002-11-13T04:27:36Z

MY LYRICS, READ 'EM LOVE 'EM OR FUCK OFF!

HEY!!!! We're tired of living on the outside
don't wanna live the life we THOUGHT we'd know
too long the lowdown on the upside
I eat the peach fizz blow

Do ya need it? Can ya breath it?
can you see it? You can be it
we can't wait, we can't fight it
there's no way you can deny it

can you feel it gettin' stronger everyday?
turn it louder
can't get no kick if you got no soul
I'LL NEVER TURN MY BACK ON ROCK'N'ROLL

LOOK OUT!!! the questions out number the answers
they got the badges, but they ain't got no guns
horication the romancer
you're not the only one

right away you get excited
so delicious & delighted
so you come and I like it
we're the chosen & invited

can you feel it getting louder everyday?
turn it louder!
can't get no kick if you got no soul
I'LL NEVER TURN MY BACK ON ROCK'N'ROLL
can you feel it gettin' harder everyday
can't get no fix if you got no soul
can't get no fix if you're in the hole
can't get no fix if you got no whole
can't get no licks if you shut your hole

FUCKIN AY!!!!!

2002-10-19T05:30:28Z

YEAH I'M CANADIAN SO FUCKIN WHAT?

STEVEN MOTHERFUCKING TYLER IS BACK!!!!!!

GO NOW AND WORSHIP